*a light shines on a lone baker, center stage* *soft music begins to play*
One day more.
Another pie, another past-er-y,
On this never ending road to feed my fam-i-ly.
These customers who spend their dimes
Will surely come another time
One day more…
Today is my tenth day straight at work. Tomorrow, I get a day off. I’m feeling a tad bit punchy, if you couldn’t tell.
Though, to be honest, isn’t starting the day off with an epic musical routine always the goal?
A coworker got injured while one of our Janes-of-all-Trades started a two week vacation. We are already short handed as it is, so it’s very hard to absorb the blow of someone missing work from being hurt.
I’ll mix the cream up fresh today
How can I pipe if it has parted?
Tomorrow I’ll be worlds away,
And yet right now my shift’s not started…
You see, we knew someone was about to get hurt. We’ve gone way too long without injury.
There’s a curse on our bakery.
No, don’t laugh. It’s true! How else would you explain the fact that in the not quite year I’ve been there, we’ve had four major injuries I can think of, if you include pregnancy. Which, let’s face it, you should.
If I worked in a large bakery, that would be a pretty fair number. Humans tend to be clumsy and inept. I do not work in a large bakery, though. I work with 7 other people. That’s it. Four major health-related reasons for missing work is a LOT in that short time span.
One more day not at my home,
One more day not in my jammies.
What a nap I might have known,
But they say they need me there…
My working theory is that someone got pissed off about an order they placed. While we do a damn fine job, mistakes happen. Or, more often, people don’t understand what they’re actually asking for when they place the order and are then ultimately disappointed when they pick up donut holes that don’t match their croquembouche dreams.
Anyway, someone was unhappy enough with their order that they hopped on a plane to New Orleans, prowled around the old quarter until they found a tiny shop filled with dried chicken feet and alligator teeth, gave the secret password to get into the hidden back room to see an ancient priestess, and had her construct a voodoo doll for each of our employees.
Only thing that makes sense when you think about it.
One more day of icing cupcakes,
We will top them with rose buds,
We’ll be ready for those orders,
They will stuff themselves with food.
Boy am I looking forward to the day off. It’s not like I’m going to do anything fabulous with it. In fact, I am going to probably catch up on housework. Woot woot. The fun don’t stop on THIS party train.
It’s just having the time to DO the housework, ya know?
I’m not a full time employee. Hell, around here it seems like “full time” is just a bedtime story folks tell their kids to trick them into staying in school. A mythical carrot dangled in front of their naive noses, just to be pulled away by modern corporate America. Some weeks I only get about 25 hours. Not these past couple weeks. Those have been almost full time. Juuuust shy so that I don’t qualify for benefits.
So not quite full time. Doesn’t sound like a lot, does it?
But then there’s the other part of life that comes with having a passel of kids. It just feels like every day I fall further behind on my list.
I’m not complaining. I like the job, I like getting money. That passel sure eats a lot and last time I checked, grocery stores weren’t giving out chickens and spuds for free. I’m just saying that tomorrow will feel damn good.
Watch them oooh and ahhh,
Get them testing treats,
Never get to rest when sales are at their peak,
Here a little taste,
There a little try,
Get ’em with a sample and then watch them buy.
Teen Prime bought me an early birthday present. Mass Effect: Andromeda. I am DYING to play it, but I am a good mummy.
…actually, I’m not. At best, I’m so-so. But, I do have my moments, and one of them is waiting to play the game until Teen Prime can be here for the weekend to watch. He loves watching people play. It didn’t work out this week, so all I can do is cast longing glances at the gleaming new game disc and smell the potential trapped within the pristine plastic.
If he could have made it down, that’s what I’d be doing from punch out time today until clock in time Monday morning. A bit of sleep in between, and I’d come up for air once in awhile to make sure the passel had wrassled up some grub and weren’t bleeding. Instead, we clean. *sigh* Hey, at least we get to clean at home, right?
Gaming. That would have been an awesome way to spend …
Tomorrow I won’t be at the baker-ay. Tomorrow I’ll clean house all day…
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our laundry piles have in store.
One more tart,
One more caaaaaake,
Thus concludes a…Musing? Is it, though? Is it REALLY? Or is it more like insane rambling?…for Saturday, March 25, 2017. I get it, Weird Al. Props.